My blog contains a large number of posts. A few are included in various other publications, or as attached stories and chronicles in my emails; many more are found on loose leaves, while some are written carelessly in margins and blank spaces of my notebooks. Of the last sort most are nonsense, now often unintelligible even when legible, or half-remembered fragments. Enjoy responsibly.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Greatest Nerd Pickup Line of All Time:

According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be making love right now.

Greates English Major Pickup line:

May I end this sentence with a proposition?

My Favorite:

Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

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