That’s right, something that is within several feet of you, or that you could have come in contact with, or that you are actually doing right now, or that you will be doing in the next ten minutes, could kill you twice tonight.
Something that you did last time you were at the grocery store could harm your children and make them late for soccer practice.
What you did while at the mall could one day get your house pet run over in traffic.
Remember that credit card that you handed over to that complete stranger? They could have all of your personal information and are planning to live abroad on your credit for the next several years.
You once ate a piece of toast that could have been laces with a newly discovered pathogen named Trytofreakurshitout that could make all of your hair turn green and your body to emit a smell like rotting hamster droppings.
A new harmful ingredient in your children’s toys could make them grow an extra arm directly from their forehead.
Your Mother could have ingested a common vitamin that is now linked to a highly increased sexual libido with random strangers.
New studies have show that reading this blog could some day cause you to get cancer of the nose that could leave you looking like Michael Jackson.
This blog has been sponsored by the National Consortium or Local News Commercials. Tune in tonight at 7 to see how you could die.
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If I die right now, I can honestly say I would die happy...and I owe that to you. Thank you.
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