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I need to do a better job chewing my food. There is no good place to be when stuff starts coming out of both sides simultaneously. Leaf blow...

I see people on Pinterest are stealing this content. If you want the recipe, please visit this actual page. I will not reveal either the por...

Hey ya'll, I just wanted to give a quick shout out ya'll. Ya'll might notice a lot of people on TV ya'll overdoin' their...

In my heart I know that making the conscience choice to eat another living creature, killed only so I can enjoy it, is probably not the righ...

This being Breast Cancer Awareness month, I feel that it is a good time to announce that I am no longer in support of breast cancer awarenes...

The other night started off as an evening of great calamity: Sebastian hurt himself, causing everyone to forget about the pot on the stove, ...

The ignorant can never be truly blissful because fear sells better than peace.

Fig Spice Cake 1 lb fresh figs, stemmed 1/2 vanilla yogurt 1 1/2 cups cake flour 1 tsp double-acting baking powder 1 tsp salt 1/2 tsp cinnam...

I’ve tried for years to get into watching sports. Professional and college football, baseball, basketball, boxing and soccer, but I can’t. I...

I have a friend, we’ll call him Michael, because that’s his name, who has a Droid phone. I mention this not because I feel that he needs rec...

Having lived just long enough to have gained the appreciation the art of complaining, I would like to have a minute of your time to bitch ab...

A Fish of the World A herring once decided to swim right around the world. 'I'm tired of the North Sea,' he said. 'I want to...

Quick One Pan Lemon Caper Scallops 1½ pounds dry, sea scallops 2 teaspoons vegetable oil 3 tablespoons unsalted butter 1 medium shallot minc...

1½ cups of a good, unbleached AP four (like King Authors) 1 teaspoon salt 3 tablespoons of sugar 1¾ teaspoons of double-acting baking powder...

On Tuesday the Arizona Governor Jan Brewer signed a bill that directly targets minority studies meant to show the ethnic differences in hist...

I’m about to tell you a secret: You will never be rich. Sure, you may one day be comfortable and have a good bit of savings, but you will st...

It was announced this week that the US economy lost 85,000 in December, a number much higher than analysts’ had expected. This is on top of ...

I Loath and Love Wal-Mart Wal-Mart is a place where I love to go and watch people. Nowhere else, outside of a damaged food auction or a trai...

The reason that your child plays with the box is because the toy came with its own story. Next time, just give them the box and let them cre...

Being a father I'm finding it increasingly hard to contrast the sudden feeling of pain creeping up upon me: a chilling fear, but also a ...