Hello,
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Thank you,
The People Who Really Care About You (and really aren’t just trying to sell you something)
I am all paid up, you know that first born child thing. So what is it that you know that you think I should know, that you need to tell me that I don't know but should know,
ReplyDeleteDid you get all that?
Okay, now tell me what I just said.
Karen